Moan for me like Helen Keller
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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