and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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