so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
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Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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