Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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