Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
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there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
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If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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