I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
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One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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