Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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