She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.