But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Randomize
