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  I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?

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• (650): View more from California

  Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (845): View more from New York

  Because ur a stupid bitch

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  Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything

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• (214): View more from Texas

  dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"

  (404): View more from Georgia

  That is so sad.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.

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