and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
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Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
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there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
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