HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
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She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
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Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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