So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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