Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
