is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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