At least make sure they are 18
Why
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
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Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
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I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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