Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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