I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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