I think I just saw someone hide a body.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
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Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
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My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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