did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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