On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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