Im at strip club and am horny
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
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this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
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Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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