So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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