i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Nicole vs. Life
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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