I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
