Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
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Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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