Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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