Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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