So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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