she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
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Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
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Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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