Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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