wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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