Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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