i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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