it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
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Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
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your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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