im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
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Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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