Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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