well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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