I just made out with a guy for $7.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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