Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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