Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
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Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.