just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
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Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
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I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.