i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Is it because I queefed?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
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We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
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Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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