I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
nutella sex= disaster
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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