Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
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I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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