Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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