ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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