Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I can text with my tongue
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
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my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
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Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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