they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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