grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
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I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
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And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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