idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Randomize
