help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
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Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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