It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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