Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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