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  I think about you every night.

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  I'm sorry.

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• (951): View more from California

  what ever happened to devon sawa?

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  fuck...who knows?

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  i'm really worried about him.

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• (212): View more from New York

  I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.

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• (347): View more from New York

  So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.

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• (415): View more from California

  My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying

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