so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
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we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
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This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?