I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
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we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
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I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.