I think about you every night.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
i'm really worried about him.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
You Wouldn’t Guess That These 25 Celebrities Are Complete A**holes
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
27 Of The Most NSFW Life Hacks
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying