i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
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I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
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I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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