i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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