I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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