Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
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i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
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This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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