Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I will die if light touches me.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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