So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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